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It is a miracle!
Another one.
I am getting younger... by the day. Each day I am now waking and finding myself fresher, newer and more beautiful than the day before. Is this some magic potion that I have created? No, it is not.
It is instead the power of my mind. What a power.
Sometimes I want to bow down in front of myself and kiss my feet, but - even fro me - that is not so possible.
You too, can become newer and fresher. First shower and then we can talk.
Leave me a message and I, Swami Pyjami, in person will be getting back to you giving you the guidance you always want in your life.
Blessed be.
Your Swami
(in the time it took to write this post another wrinkle regained its elasticity)
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| Children, You are finding in front of you a fully revived soul waiting to talk to you. Most of this year was spent by me in my very private retreat in the Himalaya. It was in this place of freedom that I found a new level of serenity and wisdom. Apart from large amount of time spent in the Jacuzzi I also travelled many miles on my pilgrimage to meet with those who could support my getting of wisdom. Sometimes I would venture out of my air-conditioned 4 x 4 and breathe in the mountain air. It would make my mind go crazy. I quickly returned to my vehicle in case it would be all too much. Occasionally I would sniff the air through a crack in my window. Don’t you love electric window controls!? Enough about my precious journeying. The reason for my blog to you today is that there is something my forefathers and foremothers require me to let you know that … We are not more or less than who we are. So, all I can ask is that you take me as I am and I will do the same to you. Come visit me my children! However, I cannot tell you my address for fear that I am besieged by prospective students. Instead, send me a photo and a little about your life and financial circumstances and I will see what I can do for you. A fortuitous meeting might be just around the corner… at the Ritz. If you do not hear from me, do not despair. Just contact me again when your circumstances change and you may be one of the lucky few. May the ship of the desert heap blessings upon you. Your Swami.
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Welcome my children,
This is the fourth, and final part, of my mudra trilogy. You see, magic is possible with Swami Pyjami!
Aaah, Inner Bliss, a world of peace, love and happiness. This is where I am taking you today. This practice is expedient and effective all-in-one.
Just follow my directions to the letter. You will find them hidden away on my Youtube video.
I do ask you to pass this knowledge on to all that you know. Copy and paste the link to your entire database http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chcjmmm_hyY they are sure to thank you for it!
For it is true that with each person who reaches the state of Inner Bliss the faster that the world will end up in the warm, frothy, populated spa bath of Heaven.
Blessed be. I am off to practice Mudra .
Your Swami
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My dear children,
I am writing again to filll you in on a very big project I am beginning. This project, if you undertake it, will help you to achieve enlightenment before dinner! Yes, this is true.
I cannot write it here on my Ask Swami Pyjami blog as it is a big secret. Instead I have posted it for those of you who wish to join my inner circle on the wonderful Youtube video program. I believe nobody watches that so it should be safe.
Quick, find out how enlightenment is yours for the asking with me ready to provide the bus ticket.
Blessed be,
Your Swami
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Oh, my children,
It is time for the third mudra in my trilogy.
I must admit to you... I have a problem. Sometimes I cannot stop myself from looking. This is a far worse problem than smell... I can tell you!
Imagine you are walking down the street deeeeeep in meditation, when all of a sudden you see a beautiful woman walking your way. She sees you and she looks at you like... uh, huh.
OOOOh what can I do? My body wants to burst out and greet her, I tell you it is true. Women love monastics that is also true and monastics... well they musn't - that is also true.
It is at this point that I quickly fulfill my mudra that I was taught.
It has been very useful for me in all situations, with many almost becoming embarrassing. Please, young men (and women... depending upon your proclivities) I ask that you too undertake the mudra and change your life's bad habits.
You will find it here on my favorite Youtube channel.
By the way, do you like the music I am now using? A little less groovy perhaps, but quite appropriate!
Your chaste Swami
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Welcome my children,
The is the second of my trilogy of secret mudras. It is here to help all of you who cannot hold back when entranced by the sweetness of life. Mmmm can you smell it? My nose is twitching! Is it pizza? No, it is fresh apple pie!
These sorts of thoughts are no good when you live your life deep in meditation like I do. Far too distracting!!!
My Master's Master Master created this special mudra for those of you who lust after the good life when you shouldn't it.
All I can say is you must try it! You will find it on my Youtube video here.
Thank you Master, I am gratefullness!
Your Swami.
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Welcome my children,
I have decided to share with you some of my deepest teachings. These teachings have never been taught by me before, but I am being encouraged by my highest self "to give, share and spread love and wisdom" so I prepare to do my best.
This is the first of a set of mudras and it is, oh, so, special. Healing, to make your core hole can only happen with the gift of your greater consciousness. Watch this video and follow my instructions and, soon, you will find the inner sound of your soul healing.
And, best of all, it only takes a minute!
Sound too good to be true?
Try it... on my Youtube video.
Blessed be.
Your Swami Pyjami
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Welcome my children,
I wanted to show you all very much clearly my Master in this picture.
In my video maybe the quality was rubbish and it was difficult to see him with the great clarity that he so deserves.
This special drawing of my Master I have inherited for posterity and for your personal predilictions.
If you wish to copy it, feel free, but first you must promise me something. Promise me with one hand on your head, the other with your middle finger in your navel, that you will respect it and never deface it or throw it out.
If you no longer wish to gaze upon it then I desire you burn it in a brass jar under the fullest moon.
Bless you my children! Master I miss you.... I will never forget the park....
Your Swami
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Welcome my children.
Ahhh, that is a wise question my friend, Searcher.
I, too, am a searcher and while under the spell of life I came across something that I believe will help help you find the meaning to it all: "Life, the universe and everything" as the Bhagavadgita says.
To explain further I , with some of my inner circle, have created a video for you and all the children on our beautiful planet.
I would be honoured if you would take the time to peruse my humble ambitions as a speaker to the people.
You can see me here on the very famous Youtube.
I am wanting to share the same page with Mr Bush, I believe he is very popular! Please let me know how.
I am also hoping you are enjoying the groovy music on my video. I am hoping to attract many groovies in this manner.
That is all my children, may blessings rain down upon you but never hurt your head.
Your Swami
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Now it is time to welcome you all to my beautiful new blog site.
My many supporters have suggested that I make contact with you via this wonderful new web world. I am hoping that we can become friends and that you will partake of the many joys of the Secret Teachings.
This is all that I have for you today and may my blessings be bestowed upon you and your family and their family and their animals and so on.
Your swami.
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