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How to achieve Enlightenment

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This entry was posted on 12/23/2006 1:13 AM and is filed under Spirituality,Mudra,Mantra,Hinduism,New age,Healing,Reiki,Buddhism.

My dear children,

I am writing again to filll you in on a very big project I am beginning. This project, if you undertake it, will help you to achieve enlightenment before dinner! Yes, this is true.

I cannot write it here on my Ask Swami Pyjami blog as it is a big secret. Instead I have posted it for those of you who wish to join my inner circle on the wonderful Youtube video program. I believe nobody watches that so it should be safe.

Quick, find out how enlightenment is yours for the asking with me ready to provide the bus ticket.

Blessed be,
Your Swami

 

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    • 1/2/2007 6:18 AM Agent Ants Pants wrote:
      Dear Blessed Swami Pyjami,

      Recently I was driving my car down a busy road when I was distracted by an attractive member of the opposite sex. Well, it was at that time I used your new mudra, which saved me from being distracted by the lady.

      However I crashed into a stationary car. Do you have a "prevent car from crashing" mudra too, so I might be able to use both at once and achieve inner bliss?

      Regards,

      Agent Ants Pants.
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      1. 1/2/2007 10:50 PM Swami-ji wrote:
        Dear Agent Ants Pants,

        Thank you for sharing your interesting experience with me. What a powerful mudra it is!

        To answer your question my child... when the time is right I shall be teaching you a very special mudra that will resolve your little problem with stationary cars.

        It is a new mudra that I have developed called the Cosmic Flying Mudra.

        Forget cars, buses and trains - now you can travel the winds and avoid bumping into anything (except the odd stationary seagull).

        My you drown in the blessings of your ancestors.

        Your Swami
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