Children,

You are finding in front of you a fully revived soul waiting to talk to you.

Most of this year was spent by me in my very private retreat in the Himalaya. It was in this place of freedom that I found a new level of serenity and wisdom. Apart from large amount of time spent in the Jacuzzi I also travelled many miles on my pilgrimage to meet with those who could support my getting of wisdom. Sometimes I would venture out of my air-conditioned 4 x 4 and breathe in the mountain air. It would make my mind go crazy. I quickly returned to my vehicle in case it would be all too much. Occasionally I would sniff the air through a crack in my window. Don’t you love electric window controls!?

Enough about my precious journeying. The reason for my blog to you today is that there is something my forefathers and foremothers require me to let you know that …

We are not more or less than who we are.

So, all I can ask is that you take me as I am and I will do the same to you.

Come visit me my children!

However, I cannot tell you my address for fear that I am besieged by prospective students. Instead, send me a photo and a little about your life and financial circumstances and I will see what I can do for you.

A fortuitous meeting might be just around the corner… at the Ritz.

If you do not hear from me, do not despair. Just contact me again when your circumstances change and you may be one of the lucky few.

May the ship of the desert heap blessings upon you.

Your Swami.